Micah Cohen
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Okay, this will be my last cooking thread. Promise.
What kind of oven mitt do you use? What is the best kind? This kind of small detail drives me bananas, to use a food-oriented simile.
Here is a note I sent to the makers of what I thought were the niftiest cool oven mitts ever:
TO: [email protected]
FROM: Micah Cohen [[email protected]]
Dear Sirs:
I hate to send this email during the holidays, but I can not tell you how frustrated I am by your Silicone Oven Mitts!
First of all, ask any of my friends, from the moment I found out that this product existed I wanted them. My old cloth oven mitts were shredding, falling apart from years of use, burning my fingers on the toaster oven pan, and I needed new oven mitts desperately. The whole idea of silicone oven mitts was a glorious revelation: oven mitts that could pick up anything! (I first saw them written up in Wired Magazine.) They were expensive, though, averaging about $20 each. Then two weeks ago I saw them in Sam's Club, your Silicone Oven Mitts! Priced great at a pair for $12. That was amazing. I felt like I won the oven mitt lottery! So I happily bought them. Now, I regret it.
Why? Because who can pick anything up with these silicone oven mitts on their hands? Robby The Robot in "Forbidden Planet," with his chunky, awkward two-finger claw hands, had more dexterity than I have with these silicone oven mitts on my hands. I can hardly grasp cookie tins, let alone heavy pans and pasta bowls. These silicone mitts are not "easy to hold" anything in. Having these silicone oven mitts on my hands, trying to pick up something hot and dangerous, makes me feel like I'm in a space suit trying to pick up a ball point pen (although astronauts now probably have more dexterity in their space suit gloves than I have with these silicone oven mitts). Is there a user's guide showing more practical ways to use these silicone oven mitts to get better grips on things? Is there a trick to it, some way of gripping new to me that ensures a better, safer way to pick things up with these bulky, unwieldy silicone oven mitts? Can I send them back to you and have you send me a couple of "Super Gloves," which at least have fingers and seem to be able to pick stuff up from the oven without making you feel like Larry The Lobster Boy?
Super Glove: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/prod...1&SKU=13096236
Sorry again for the complaint right here in the holiday season -- I do wish you all a great holiday, truly -- but I just had a heck of a time getting the casserole out of the oven last night with your Silicone Oven Mitts on my hands and it really, excuse the pun, burned me up.
What to do?
Micah Cohen [[email protected]]
Nothing at all from dexas.com the slackers. Anyone have anything good to say about the Kevlar gloves? I have pans that have metal handles (go right in the oven), so I really need to get my mitts on some good mitts!
I promise I'll lay off after this. I'm going to eat my eggsalad sandwich, go home and make some pasta, and watch ELF. Everyone's kitchen feedback has been incredibly informative.
MC
What kind of oven mitt do you use? What is the best kind? This kind of small detail drives me bananas, to use a food-oriented simile.
Here is a note I sent to the makers of what I thought were the niftiest cool oven mitts ever:
TO: [email protected]
FROM: Micah Cohen [[email protected]]
Dear Sirs:
I hate to send this email during the holidays, but I can not tell you how frustrated I am by your Silicone Oven Mitts!
First of all, ask any of my friends, from the moment I found out that this product existed I wanted them. My old cloth oven mitts were shredding, falling apart from years of use, burning my fingers on the toaster oven pan, and I needed new oven mitts desperately. The whole idea of silicone oven mitts was a glorious revelation: oven mitts that could pick up anything! (I first saw them written up in Wired Magazine.) They were expensive, though, averaging about $20 each. Then two weeks ago I saw them in Sam's Club, your Silicone Oven Mitts! Priced great at a pair for $12. That was amazing. I felt like I won the oven mitt lottery! So I happily bought them. Now, I regret it.
Why? Because who can pick anything up with these silicone oven mitts on their hands? Robby The Robot in "Forbidden Planet," with his chunky, awkward two-finger claw hands, had more dexterity than I have with these silicone oven mitts on my hands. I can hardly grasp cookie tins, let alone heavy pans and pasta bowls. These silicone mitts are not "easy to hold" anything in. Having these silicone oven mitts on my hands, trying to pick up something hot and dangerous, makes me feel like I'm in a space suit trying to pick up a ball point pen (although astronauts now probably have more dexterity in their space suit gloves than I have with these silicone oven mitts). Is there a user's guide showing more practical ways to use these silicone oven mitts to get better grips on things? Is there a trick to it, some way of gripping new to me that ensures a better, safer way to pick things up with these bulky, unwieldy silicone oven mitts? Can I send them back to you and have you send me a couple of "Super Gloves," which at least have fingers and seem to be able to pick stuff up from the oven without making you feel like Larry The Lobster Boy?
Super Glove: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/prod...1&SKU=13096236
Sorry again for the complaint right here in the holiday season -- I do wish you all a great holiday, truly -- but I just had a heck of a time getting the casserole out of the oven last night with your Silicone Oven Mitts on my hands and it really, excuse the pun, burned me up.
What to do?
Micah Cohen [[email protected]]
Nothing at all from dexas.com the slackers. Anyone have anything good to say about the Kevlar gloves? I have pans that have metal handles (go right in the oven), so I really need to get my mitts on some good mitts!
I promise I'll lay off after this. I'm going to eat my eggsalad sandwich, go home and make some pasta, and watch ELF. Everyone's kitchen feedback has been incredibly informative.
MC