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I feel it’s safe to say Disney could do worse than hand the reins to a raccoon at this point. Make it so.

I don't need a trailer. I don't need a poster. I don't need a cardboard stand-in. I don't need a soundtrack. I don't need a Funko toy. I don't need a Rocket Raccoon hoodie. I don't need a smartphone game. I don't need Gamora nipple clamps. I don't need anything other than a note telling me...

...and it's a home run.

See, what I love about this is that it's bat-shit freaking crazy... yet somehow it's not stupid. That's what you get when you build goodwill through honest, entertaining storytelling.