Winston T. Boogie
Senior HTF Member
I was wondering if anybody here was like me and you get sort of bored with getting asked the same questions all the time. So, sort of as a defense mechanism against letting life get too repetitive for both you and the people asking the questions you throw out some interesting and somewhat unexpected answers.
I'll give a couple of examples...
I have a cat that lives with me...or I live with him, I am not really sure which because basically I did not go out and get this cat he just moved in and somehow he has worked it so I pay all the bills, do all the shopping, feed him and provide a comprehensive healthcare package for him for which he has no deductible and absolutely no cost to him. I also clean up after him and find myself purchasing toys and treats for him as if in the middle of the night he performs some strange hypnotic ritual where he programs me to do this. That's all really a story for another day.
However, when I go to the grocery store and I purchase food for him and I pick up something for myself as well...hey, a man has to eat too...they always ask me if I want the cat food in a separate bag, to which I mainly reply "No, that's OK, the cat never checks."
I'll give a couple of examples...
I have a cat that lives with me...or I live with him, I am not really sure which because basically I did not go out and get this cat he just moved in and somehow he has worked it so I pay all the bills, do all the shopping, feed him and provide a comprehensive healthcare package for him for which he has no deductible and absolutely no cost to him. I also clean up after him and find myself purchasing toys and treats for him as if in the middle of the night he performs some strange hypnotic ritual where he programs me to do this. That's all really a story for another day.
However, when I go to the grocery store and I purchase food for him and I pick up something for myself as well...hey, a man has to eat too...they always ask me if I want the cat food in a separate bag, to which I mainly reply "No, that's OK, the cat never checks."