Flashgear
Senior HTF Member
Ha, ha! Alan, once again you prove that, as the witty comedian you are, you should be working the big rooms in Vegas! We need more of you here on the HTF!My understanding is that Tom Selleck has now established a service where he will directly assist you in obtaining a reverse mortgage on your home, as well as drive you to the pawn shop where you can hock your most valuable family heirlooms, all for a modest percentage (this not being his first rodeo) so that Magnum blu ray may not be as far off as you might think!
Having shot my bolt in buying the new Colt .45 Blu, thanks for this brainstorm to obtain my Magnum P.I. Blu-ray set...I meet Tom Selleck in the parking lot at the pawn shop, and we set up my reverse mortgage...and along with the money I just got after a quick call to William Devane selling my Gold hoard hidden on the battleship USS Iowa, I can then afford to buy Colt .45, Magnum P.I. and the 1970s Colombo Blu-ray sets and a case lot of beans n' franks to hold me over till my next pension check comes! Whoopee!
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